iguanamouth:

OF COURSRSSSITS AN ARNJ

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gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

Always be kinder than you feel.
—Unknown (via theriverjordyn)
I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.
—Samuel Beckett; “Waiting for Godot” (via ohfairies)
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iamthedavrezi:

In Kuroshitsuji, we don’t say “I love you,” we say “Yes, my lord,” which translates roughly to “you motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK” and I think that’s beautiful.

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mcdarklan:

Oh….Patrick!

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justice-kun:

YOU MEAN?? LIKE AN…ASS ASS?????

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powercuddle:

free-parking:

i found my new wardrobe

i need henry the eighth to reside over my crotch like some fucked up guardian who will behead or divorce all who dare try and pass him

theheirsofdurin:

Other lands are not my concern.

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meladoodle:

*leans in for the kiss but just goes for my own bicep instead*

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queenofdorite:

phawxx:

I love calling people nerds even though I’m the actual fucking nerd.

"I fuckin hate nerds" I whisper as i walk around a convention in full cosplay